Missing all my free throws lost in the weed smoke
Sorry kids Cold Sweat aint your hero
Yo Joe Olindo let me tell you something
I’m a cross the pond come and rock this shit in London
Bridge is falling quick is there something that I missed
Friends since ’76 but only came for the fish and chips
Whiskey sips out the glass an hour pass and I can barely stand
Goddamn Jameson got me once again
Nickelodeon because we all that
Six foot tall raps no vocals on the track
Quarterback sacks those will get you paid
But brain damage doesn’t go away
Say what you want say what you will
Soda is pop and there goes the weasel
Everyday people get arrested in development
Smile for the body cam national embarrassment

Nowadays everybody drinks the Kool-Aid
Wash it down with some peppermint toothpaste
Fresh breath in the mouth of a two-face
Man in the mirror telling me it's too late
Nowadays everybody drinks the Kool-Aid
Wash it down with some peppermint toothpaste
Fresh breath in the mouth of a two-face
Man in the mirror telling me it's too late

Almost twenty-six so my health benefits about to quit
Blitzkrieg bop until I bust a hip
Hypocrites of the older population
Constantly stating what is wrong with this generation
Frustrating I know open up your eyes closed
Glued to the screens of your iPhone
Oh no what is it that you telling me
Low battery millennial travesty
Free is the land but not on Snapchat
Laugh at that but they know your every step
Check yourself before you really need some help
But weed and heroin will get you in the same cell
Fell from a tree an apple hit his head
Sir Isaac Newton and this is what he said
A body in motion tends to stay in motion
We know raindrops but we don’t know the ocean

Nowadays everybody drinks the Kool-Aid
Wash it down with some peppermint toothpaste
Fresh breath in the mouth of a two-face
Man in the mirror telling me it's too late
Nowadays everybody drinks the Kool-Aid
Wash it down with some peppermint toothpaste
Fresh breath in the mouth of a two-face
Man in the mirror telling me it's too late
Nowadays everybody drinks the Kool-Aid
Wash it down with some peppermint toothpaste
Fresh breath in the mouth of a two-face
Man in the mirror telling me it's too late
Nowadays everybody drinks the Kool-Aid
Wash it down with some peppermint toothpaste
Fresh breath in the mouth of a two-face
Man in the mirror telling me it's too late